Rob Gronkowski Rap Video: Watch Epic Ode to Patriots Superstar

Every now and again, something comes along that is just far too epic for words. This falls into that category—and then some. 

It is true that, sometimes, words cannot describe our feelings for an athlete. Gronkowski has been such a monster all year that simply speaking or writing is not going to do him justice. When that happens, the only thing you can do is try to express those feelings in song. 

Most importantly, this does not stop with fans of rap. Gronkowski's appeal is so vast that there is also a country and hard rock song in his honor. If your musical tastes don't fit into one of those categories, then you surely aren't aware of Gronk and all of his caveman ways. 

There is only one song in the history of the universe that rivals this Gronkowski tribute. Indeed, it was 26 years ago when the Chicago Bears introduced the world to the Super Bowl Shuffle. As of right now, that video trumps Gronk's, but only because the Bears won the Super Bowl that year.

If the Patriots win the Super Bowl, Gronkowski's tribute may be just as immortal.

What makes this rap so impressive is that it has a little something for everyone. Of course, if you're talking about Gronkowski, everything starts with his football exploits. That is fine, but things surely don't stop there. 

History buffs will be pleased with the Revolutionary War references, while fans of gossip will enjoy the Bibi Jones reference. Any time you can fit the American Revolution and Jones into one song, you're off to an incredible start. Throw in the fact that the song is about Gronkowski, and it's so epic that it almost shouldn't be legal. 

Thankfully for all of us, rhymes like this are perfectly lawful. All that we can do is sit back and enjoy.

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