Tom Brady: Mr. Hollywood's Movie Star Look-a-Likes

Tom Brady and his matinee idol looks took a hit this season with the aging superstar, athlete, husband and father, growing his hair long enough to put a rock star to shame.

Thanks again to Terez Owens.com, we have a photo of jelly bean eating Tom: http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/brady-smitty.jpg.

Speculation grew rampant that Tom was undergoing a mid-life crisis a tad early, but in quarterback years, Tom may already be past his widow’s peak.

Old NFL quarterback follicles never die. They just find hair plugs.

With hair increasingly long and disheveled—whether at Carnival in Brazil, or while watching a baseball game in Anaheim—Tom Brady had hit the slippery slope of unwashed coiffure.

How long can Tom grow it, Harry? And, more importantly to fans, why?

Recent photos have begun to reveal that being an NFL litigant has made Tom chunk out like a man without a barbell. Worse yet, a recent photo on the Terez Owens website has shown that Tom has begun to resemble certain movie stars who have also had their better years.

With a barrette neatly securing his tumbling locks, Tom Brady compares favorably to his newest lookalikes.

First, there is Brooke Shields, far from the days of the Blue Lagoon, but still ravishing with a mane of hair that makes shampoo companies want to hire her.

Next, there is the James Bond villain look. Tom may be attempting to emulate the remarkable actress and singer, Lotte Lenya. Who can forget her appearance as a KGB tough guy in From Russia With Love?

If you want to be hard as nails, you can do no worse than trying Lotte Lenya’s appearance; the prototype prison matron can play football with the best of them.

Possible other role models for Tom’s transformation include Sandra Bullock and Demi Moore. Both women nowadays look like Tom Brady without makeup.

The spurt of hair growth, however, belies the loss of Tom’s Samson allure. The more he tries to look like Victor Mature in the movie Samson and Delilah, the more he ends up looking like Delilah, played by Hedy Lamarr.

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